Fun Fact: i am (generally) progressively more wrong.

Fun Fact: i am (generally) progressively more wrong.

Fun Fact: i am a chalk monster.

Fun Fact: i am a chalk monster.

Fun Fact: i graduated from high school one time.

Fun Fact: i graduated from high school one time.

Fun Fact: this is not abnormal behavior for me.

Fun Fact: this is not abnormal behavior for me.

Fun Fact: my wrists are abnormally skinny compared to my freakish man-hands.

Fun Fact: my wrists are abnormally skinny compared to my freakish man-hands.

Fun Fact: animal has been my favorite muppet for as long as i can remember.

Fun Fact: animal has been my favorite muppet for as long as i can remember.

Fun Fact: i’m the goddamned batman.

Fun Fact: i’m the goddamned batman.

Fun Fact: all israeli soldiers are gorgeous. i don’t know why.

Fun Fact: all israeli soldiers are gorgeous. i don’t know why.

apparently, i skipped a week, so here’s one on friday to go with the one that i’ll post on monday.
Fun Fact: all i have to do is put on a little eyeliner, and they call me gorgeous.

apparently, i skipped a week, so here’s one on friday to go with the one that i’ll post on monday.

Fun Fact: all i have to do is put on a little eyeliner, and they call me gorgeous.

Fun Fact: this is entirely true.

Fun Fact: this is entirely true.